It's always button giveaway time, thanks to Maureen who created *310* buttons for me. If that's not fan love, I don't know what is. Massive, massive thanks to Maureen the Button Queen. Now, here's how it works...of course it's not free to make buttons, in fact it's somewhat costly (and as all know from my endless bitching, I make less than 50 cents per book before taxes) and therefore you have to give to get. Buy one of my books (preferably NIGHTLIFE, but if it's not in the store then one of the others) and set it free. Leave it in a waiting room, a coffee house, a bus station, on the subway, the dorm common's area, give it to a friend as a holiday present, whatever. The whole purpose is to lure in new readers. Then send me the *dated* receipt (dated after 12/09/2009) and a SASE (self addressed stamped envelope... the post office advises you purchase a small *padded* envelope for 99 cents (at the post office...elsewhere, I've no idea how much.) Use three stamps to be safe) and I'll give you two buttons of your choice from the sayings below. IMPORTANT: in the SASE include your email address as well as your choices otherwise I won't be able to ask what your optional choice is if I'm out of certain ones.
Address: R. Thurman, PO Box 516, Henryville, IN 47126
1. Half-human. Half-monster. All attitude
2. Totally puckable
3. Would you change your anti-freeze and have an emotion already?
4. Let's focus on one life threatening disaster at a time
5. We kill. We don't clean. You have to have standards
6. The Union says thinking rolls me into overtime
7. Cal: One with the fucking universe, full of happiness and joy and all that crap
8. Niko: Buddha Loving Bad Ass
9. Goodfellow: I'm a puck. Pissing off lesser creatures is what I do
10. Sufficient unto the day is the ass-kicking therein
11. You want me to be a gigolo...to whore myself for your
convenience?...Who could say no to that?
12. One monster in Central Park should not a crapfest in your
pants make, right?
13. Team Leandros: the terror of Girl Scouts everywhere
14. In vino veritas. If you drank more, you’d know that
15. I told Caligula horses weren't the monogomous kind, but did he listen?
16.…Places to go, worlds to destroy
17. Werewolves: Once you go furry, you never have to worry
18. The Holy Trinity of Hotness
19. A maid cannot kill you with a tube sock. I can
20. Kicking supernatural ass for fun and profit
21. I shitteth you not
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